My mom's the best mom better than your mom. Let's sing it together in harmony. It wasn't for your mother. You wouldn't be here. But remember when you put down one mother, you're putting out mothers all over the world. You boys leave for a whole week is the best mother's day gift to mom could ask for. Don't tell your mother. Mama don't dance. Your mamas are not here to take care of you now.

And when mommy's happy, everyone's happy.

What if daddy's not happy?

Nobody gives a crap.

Because the mama looks so hot packing that heat.

So be a good girl and thank your mama.

She makes the steaming like a son.

God, mom, were you ever cool?

Scientists have proven a mother's spit is the exact chemical composition as Formula 409.

Do you know that?

Don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys.

That's not your mother.

It's a man, baby.

Mama told me, let's go.

Your mother is a rotten, sneaky person.

Mama told me, let's go.

I'm your mother. I have to love it. Sissy is mom rotten, sneaky person. I'm your mother.

I have to love it.

Shut up, boss.

She's all I want, and I've waited for so long.

I was a kid, my mother would never buy any main brand food.

Be a supermarket, Ma, can we get some jip peanut butter?

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