Hello, recipe club listeners.

This is Chris.

Before we get into the show, I've been asked to read a brief paired statement.

I will not be taking any questions.

While recording today's episode, I inadvertently neglected to turn on my recording device for

the first few minutes of our session.

The audio you hear from me is taken from a recorded Zoom call and is of a quality far

below our standards.

It is an unacceptable mistake and I deeply and sincerely apologize for the shame I have

brought upon our producers, Sasha, Isaac and Danny, my fellow recipe club members, David

and Brian, the Ringer podcast network, major DOMO media, our listeners, my family and

my ancestors.

I hope you will understand that the man you hear for the first few minutes of this episode

is not the man I am and does not reflect the way I feel about audio quality Graham crackers

or this distinguished podcast program.

I hope with time to regain your trust and respect.

I am a very naughty boy and I promise to do better.

Thank you.

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