Graduation
The Complete Guide to Everything
Tim Daniels and Tom Reynolds
4.5 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 28 May 2018
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
It's that time of year again, when we welcome a new crop of grads to the world. This week, Tim and Tom talk graduation ceremonies, the graduation songs we all know and love and the experience of leaving school and never looking back. Also, Tim is very tired for some reason.
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| 0:00.0 | This is a head gum podcast. |
| 0:03.0 | Hello and welcome to the complete guide to everything a podcast about everything I am one of your host Tom and I am Tim Tim |
| 0:16.8 | How are you doing this week Tom I'm tired and I'm out of it. Yeah, oh I forgot and this isn't like a bit but I have a birthday present for you |
| 0:25.2 | It's almost your birthday. It is I'm not gonna have you open it on I've wrapped it. I'll show you it wrapped I wrapped it I wrapped it in a in a style that I thought you would like |
| 0:35.9 | Ooh man, I like that some of this podcast now is |
| 0:41.1 | Us giving each other birthday presents I wrapped it like a cut of beef. Oh wow from the deli when you used to work at the deli as a |
| 0:48.8 | Teenage yeah, it was a butcher shop Tom. Yeah, well you did say me that you did sandwiches didn't you? |
| 0:54.1 | Yeah, why have I brought my own bread? I mean I could cut you a specific weight of whatever cold |
| 1:01.5 | Yeah sandwiches sandwich were like I couldn't I couldn't accept the the slices of bread over the counter |
| 1:07.0 | What if I held them over the counter and I was like just put them here. I don't know if I could do that |
| 1:12.7 | Yeah, I was authorized to give one slice of baloney or one slice to American cheese of American cheese to a child |
| 1:21.3 | That was there with his mother or father. Okay, um, but how would you pick baloney or cheese? You'd ask the kid |
| 1:27.7 | Uh-oh the kid the kid has agency in that in that |
| 1:32.3 | scenario what a forward-thinking butcher shop. Yeah, he's like hey kid baloney or cheese |
| 1:37.8 | Yeah, and some kids would be like both get out hit the bricks. That's not my name. My name is not baloney or cheese |
| 1:45.4 | But sometimes it's |
| 1:47.9 | You see you're tired, huh? I've been waking up at 5 a.m. Tom. Why are you doing that? Because then I'm |
| 1:55.6 | Exercising okay, but you said you're you're exhausted. Yeah, I thought if you wake up and I've been going to bed early too |
| 2:02.8 | So like early to bed early to rise. Yeah, and and then also I do the right thing I wake up and it's just like hey |
| 2:09.7 | I'm gonna like exercise my body so my organs are all |
| 2:14.7 | Looped up for the day |
| 2:16.9 | A few things there. What I'm gonna exercise my body like you're exercising your brain all day. Yeah, I go |
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