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Happy Monday, everyone. So president-elect Donald Trump is preparing more than 100 executive orders

starting day one of the new White House. And thanks to Joe Biden, 99 of them have to do with

removing the carpet stains in the oval office.

Yeah.

And yet another interview with the corpse that wouldn't leave.

President now says, quote, I could have beaten Trump, and I think that Kamala could have beaten Trump.

He added, if you don't believe me, just ask my good friend, Jimmy Carter.

I know.

Speaking of Carter, last week, the five remaining U.S. presidents attended his funeral.

It was weird, though, how everyone kept giving Jill Biden their condoluses.

L.A. residents are demanding Gavin Newsom explain how they're supposed to survive with

empty reservoirs. The governor recommended they try a dry shampoo or perhaps a leave-in conditioner.

The homeless L.A. man caught on video wielding a blowtorch is an illegal alien from Mexico.

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