Up in the morning to you, Kent O. Brockman, live on Main Street.

Where do they? Everyone is a little bit Irish, except, of course, for the gays and the Italian.

Thomas Shaw Wolli, I'm at home.

Ladies and gentlemen, what you're seeing is a total disregard for the things St. Patrick's Day stands for.

All this drinking, violence, destruction of property.

Are these the things we think of when we think of the Irish?

Every St. Patrick's Day, every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech kit.

I'm going to get me a beer.

Live from the Burnah less lethal pistol studio.

That's not a float.

That's Tip O'Neill.

It's Howie Car.

Welcome to the Howie Car Show, 844-542-42.

Happy official St. Patrick's Day.

And 844-500, 4242-42, 8-4-5-100-42, 8-4-500-42.

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It's time now for the chump line.

Rumor has it that Michelle Wu would like to make Kamani the Grand Marshal, you know, of the Boston Pride Parade.

I was thinking they'd say Patrick's Day Parade is over.

But, yeah, that would be appropriate, wouldn't it?

Maybe he could place a wreath at the tomb of the unknown transgender who died of a drug overdose when the rest of his group had five little boys in the Mary Ellen McCormick

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