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Hey. Hey, Howie, I hear Joe Biden was asked about sleeper cells.

His answer?

Oh, yeah, isn't that where the prisoners go to take a nap during the day?

To avoid being thrown off roofs, all the gays in Iran are identifying as Ayatollah.

Hey, Gay Atola, is that a rocket in your pocket?

Or are you just happy to see me?

So, seeing how it's St. Patrick's Day, we have the new ruler in Iran.

Would it be Gaelic? With the new Ayatollah being gay, does anybody know how to say?

Not that there's anything wrong with that, in Farsi.

Asked if he had any Irish in him, the new Ayatollah said,

I don't know, he didn't say.

Sounds like the Gay Atola really paid a price, being taken out by a homoing device.

Just what was their plan selecting this man?

When being lighten loafer, they deem of vice.

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