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The Nick DiPaolo Show

Gov. Abbott Takes Action! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1499

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, News, Daily News

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2023

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Harvard hating Jews, Hamas loving blacks and more!

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm fine.

0:13.0

Oh, well. Oh, wow, wow. Hi, I like a bitch.

0:37.0

Hi.

0:40.0

Hi.

0:41.0

Well, welcome, uh, sure, you know. Welcome to show

0:45.0

yeah welcome to show folks so I was trying to say welcome to the folks

0:49.0

show I'm trying to say welcome to the folks show

0:50.0

fucking mind the scrambled again what did I do? Well, I went to bed at a decent hour.

0:55.5

But then I went, I forgot to do some stories for our show. So you saw, I sent you an email

1:02.0

a quarter or two, you know, and then I can't just hang up the

1:05.4

fucking phone and I gotta go to start reading shit. Not even porn, just shit. And, you know, next thing you know, it's 225. And then my prostate, which is the size

1:17.6

of, I'd say, I don't know, Oklahoma. Fucking, I'm up peeing, like I'm 70.

1:22.1

Folks, I'll tell you I like when people go you talk about getting

1:26.8

all the well it's better than the alternative how do you know how do you know how do you know

1:30.5

dying isn't fucking tremendous?

1:33.0

Shut up.

1:35.0

Anyhow, any he.

1:39.0

Once again my picks in the NFL pool.

1:42.0

It just, it it is I change and I do and people go you don't

1:46.1

have a change go with your rich bullshit because the last week I changed three of

1:49.4

them like in the morning on a Sunday and they were all I got them all right

1:53.7

so I was you know last night I had fucking Seattle all week and I went now

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