"Breach" At The Capitol | Nick Di Paolo Show #1498
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 December 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about WWIII, Trump triggering CNN, Vivek lays it out and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm free. Oh, wow, wow. Wake up, why people? You wake? It's your fail us later. |
| 0:37.0 | Wake up, why people? |
| 0:40.0 | You wake? It's your fearless leader with a shiny forehead mother of God |
| 0:47.8 | refused to put makeup on it clogs my pores and then I can't go dancing. |
| 0:56.4 | I don't even know what that might. I notice the pores are getting big though. I still have nice beautiful skin now. Up close I look like Ted Kennedy. |
| 0:59.6 | Let me say something about my zits. A man goes to a party. |
| 1:06.0 | All right folks, how are you? It's Monday, how is your weekend? |
| 1:09.0 | Good, great. Take it easy. See it tomorrow. |
| 1:11.0 | La la la da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da. |
| 1:13.0 | If you want to talk like a mollignana, we'll send you to slip him fall school. |
| 1:17.8 | Take it easy, Ritchie. |
| 1:19.1 | I watched three episodes over the week and I just jumped into the middle any season like this. |
| 1:24.0 | Oh my God. |
| 1:26.0 | Dude, belly laughing like I'm watching the three stooges. |
| 1:29.0 | It's fucking br-e... |
| 1:31.0 | I can't even... on 19 levels the jokes are like that you guys know how I feel about |
| 1:37.8 | that show it's so goddamn good what else What happened over the weekend? Anything? Nothing. Huh? Boring bull games? I know. The cheap ones. But the best part of the ball games is the name of the games. The |
| 1:53.2 | fucking clam lapper. The USA Today clam lapper ball. The |
| 1:58.8 | fucking fish and chips egg salad ball. It's fucking you get heartburn is listening. I know and they mean you get two teams that are like 500. Really? You get a bowl. Good football. One of course the one I didn watch. And by the way I couldn't pick my |
| 2:14.5 | ass this year with the fucking NFL. I just... Anyways, let's get on with it. |
| 2:21.2 | Fuck this. |
| 2:22.6 | Where am I? |
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