The planets pop in matches on which we'll surely have a plan

There's clearly maybe something to be on the realm of men

And until you've really tested every last close chest of view

I'll find them all you think you know the last you really do

Where would we be with our TXC?

As we know they're lying to us just to know to a degree

Where would we be with our TXC?

High side chats, so great car word and company

Serenity now, higher side chatters from sunny San Diego, I'm Greg Carlwood

And while they say all we need is love, what about wonder?

Because nothing drains what should be the fun out of life like our standardized

Corporatized, our con-induced consensus reality and the bland, boring

8-hour energy sucks schedule that starts at 6 and ends at 60 if you're lucky

A lifetime of fluorescent lights, Pavlovian training, uninspired offices, gridlock, traffic, customer service, HR meetings, and a rinse and repeat routine of lifeless living

Where our atrophied imagination is replaced with corporate offerings of screen-based moving pictures and a plastic and plush merch strategy

There to fill our ever-growing void

Despite the sad state of things, if you can snap people out of their stupor, build a little rapport, and find yourself being bold enough to wander off the bland social etiquette script

With a little creative conversation, you might discover that nearly everyone has had a few curious experiences that prove reality is not designed to be so bland

Telephone to lepathy, near-death experiences, childhoods, and haunted houses, sightings of strange lights in the sky, visitations in the night, creatures in the woods, little green men in the field, impromptu astral travel, meaningful synchronicity, spontaneous healing, psychedelic breakthroughs, and the very mystery they work so hard to snuff out

The shame campaign has been so effective that people often doubt their own experiences, but if you simply ask the plumbers, electricians, sandwich artists, and Walmart readers you meet, you quickly find it all right there just waiting to be acknowledged again

And to fuel the fire of this great remembering and re-enchant the world, today we're going over our picks for the top 10 paranormal books of all time, with Abbot Reader, an international man of magic, the great Gordon White of Roons Soup, who stands alone in a category of returning guests with enough appearances here that I've just lost count

Right in his magic carpet to the promised land, the certified Shamanic Healer, Lenorman Deck, Card Dealer, and Paranormal Onion Pealer, Gordon my man, welcome back

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