GOP = Grifting On Purpose
Titus Podcast
Christopher Titus
4.6 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2023
⏱️ 89 minutes
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Titus and The Hylinder are in the studio while Bombshell Zooms in from a remote wilderness.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus podcast. |
| 0:10.9 | This episode is brought you by Harry's Razors, Liquid Ivy, Hello Fresh, and Butcher Box. |
| 0:15.8 | And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update. |
| 0:18.7 | God damn it. |
| 0:19.9 | I'm Christopher Titus and this is the Armageddon update. Where the hell are we in America? Every few months I like to check in and give a look at what's going on. Well, currently, the potpourri of stupid and inane and insane douchebags is at an all-time high here in America. This is Marjorie Taylor Green, the moron who called the Gestapo the Gospacho Police. |
| 0:39.3 | Now we have Nancy Pelosi's Gospacho Police. |
| 0:42.3 | Which is a big enough faux pot to get you a job as a disability hire at Walmart. |
| 0:46.3 | Instead, she is on the House Homeland Security Committee, which has jurisdiction over the border. |
| 0:55.2 | So arguably, the dumbest person in Congress is on a committee she knows nothing about. |
| 1:00.7 | I'm not saying Margie Tritose is a lot for the gold in the dumbass Olympics in Congress, |
| 1:05.0 | because damn, there's a lot of competition in the Republican side. |
| 1:16.7 | This week, she was interviewing the head of Border Patrol and asked him how many minor underage MS-13 gang members are sneaking across the border with their families? |
| 1:22.4 | Yeah, because the one thing that gang members listen to is their parents. |
| 1:28.3 | But let's dig a bit deeper into the amazing lava flow of stupid, |
| 1:32.0 | that is Marjorie Taylor Green. |
| 1:33.6 | MS-13 is not a Mexican gang. |
| 1:35.8 | MS-13 was started in the 80s in Los Angeles, California. |
| 1:39.7 | It's El Salvadorians. |
| 1:41.5 | When Maggie Tantric goofball asked the head of the border patrol how many child MS-13 |
| 1:47.1 | gang members were coming across from Mexico. Many of the MS-13 gang members are being brought in |
| 1:53.0 | the country as unaccompanied minors. What have you seen with that? He said, I'm unaware of any |
| 1:58.7 | significant amount of MS-13 gang members within the unaccompanied children population. |
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