Balloon Terror!!

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Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2023

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Titus, Bombshell, and The Hylinder talk about the Chinese "weather" balloon.

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is the Highlander from the Titus Podcast.
0:11.3	This episode is brought to you by native deodorant, Fitbod, and athletic greens.
0:15.9	And now here's Christopher Titus with the Armageddon Update with Titus.
0:19.9	I'm Christopher Titus and this!
0:23.3	The Armageddon update, America was attacked, invaded, it was an act of war!
0:28.3	Was it a nuke?
0:29.3	Pretty bomb?
0:30.3	A terrorist incursion?
0:31.3	Eh, kinda.
0:32.3	It was a balloon.
0:33.3	This is Chinese TV.
0:35.3	Bleed, illegal, pretty.
0:36.3	That's right, the Chinese government flew a surveillance balloon over America.
0:40.5	It traversed the country for a week.
0:42.2	And then was shot down over the ocean.
0:53.3	Off of South Carolina.
0:54.6	Hmm.
0:55.6	The Chinese have been infiltrating us for years.
0:59.0	The Chinese said it was a weather balloon.
1:02.0	Uh huh.
1:04.0	It just needed to see what the weather was directly over our nuclear missile base in Montana.
1:09.4	Which I'm sure is just an coincidence.
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