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I never stay up late on New Year's Eve, but Mary and I went out to a party and got home around 1030. And she went to bed and I thought, you know, I'm just going to put on one of the New Year's Eve shows. I'll probably fall asleep. Well, I didn't. I went to the Ryan Seacrest, Dick Clark thing. To me, it's just odd that I like Dick Clark.

I knew Dick Clark that it's called Dick Clark's Rockin Eve.

And then I watched Andy and Anderson Cooper giggle for a while.

The only thing good about that one was you did see some shots of Times Square.

They did a lot of that. But the two of them, it just make no sense whatsoever. And they had Andy's parents on it. And I'm sure they're lovely people. But they sat there and just kind of looked at each other in their kitchen. And I'm going, happy New Year. What is going on? I'm surprised you watched any of it. I know. And then I found Miley Cyrus's New Year's Eve.

I got to tell you, that was the best of the bunch.

She looks incredible.

She was singing credible.

And her co-host, for a little bit of it,

was Dolly Parton.

And Max has some of the music that was performed.

Dolly and my bandwark. music that was performed. I came in like a red you were.

Darling and love.

I put so hard in love.

All you ever did was to break

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