Hello ladies and gentlemen, I'm Jackie Shimmel, writer and creator of BLOB TURN PODCAST

THE BITCH BIVOL and today I'm joined by a personal hero of mine to round out our very

Vanderpump, Bitchie, Holiday, extravaganza. Whether she's telling authority to go suck

a dick, wiping musical prodigy saliva off her front door, or just focusing on her t-shirt

line and not being a psycho, or collecting her DVR box, looking like a damn piece. She's

always inspiring me. Please welcome Woman of the Hour, Kristen Dodie. Thank you so much

for being here. Thank you for having me. It's so exciting. I'm so happy you're here. You

have consistently been one of the main reasons I watch Vanderpump rules. I'm so glad I

ring entertainment to your life. You bring so much entertainment to my life. I see myself

in you. I told Stasi the same thing a couple weeks ago, but I feel like I really connect

to the show because there were things that you were doing on the show that while other

people might mock and judge, I understood on a very deep level.

Stasi and I, when I love about her so much as my friend and also just as a cast member on

the show, I'm so glad she came back this season, but we have no filter. We're not trying

to put up a front or act a certain way. For the viewers, I'm just like, it is what it

is. You're letting your freak flag fly. Absolutely. I love that. How so I was tagline?

I love you because I feel like you have a little gone girl-esque nissin you, and I totally

have that. I love that movie. It's really inspiring. It was inspiring.

Yeah, I felt it to be just really, really motivational for me. Yeah, it was. I wouldn't

go quite as far as like, maybe literally murdering someone, but I've definitely considered

it. We all have. It's just I'm not into jail time. That's the only thing. Or not my color.

It's not my color either. I need a straightening iron. I'm not going to commit myself that much

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