Golden Girls: S6E22 - "What a Difference a Date Makes"

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5 • 605 Ratings

🗓️ 5 December 2017

⏱️ 43 minutes

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H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 6 episode "What a Difference a Date Makes," where they discuss John's sex appeal, why Dorothy should have remembered her children, and what a school dance whose theme is "Wear a Condom" might look like. Tune in next week for "Love for Sale!"

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0:00.0	I have to say what I feel.
0:05.0	Miami has so much appeal.
0:09.0	A great place to get a seafood meal.
0:14.0	Miami.
0:15.0	Miami.
0:20.0	Miami, Miami, you've got...
0:25.2	Picture at Los Angeles, 2017.
0:27.8	Welcome to Out on the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.
0:33.3	I'm H. Allen Scott.
0:34.4	And I'm Carrie Doherty.
0:35.3	And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of The Golden Girls. And then we talk about it. And we just watched Season 6, Episode 22. What a difference a date makes. Oh, tell me about it. Which aired on March 23rd, 1991. And is the one where Dorothy goes out on a second date with a guy that... Her prom or her former prom or supposed to be prom date.
0:56.9	Yeah, John Noretti.
0:58.3	Hal Linden, played by Hal Linden.
1:00.3	Who's still alive.
1:02.0	Still kicking.
1:02.9	He's so charming and handsome.
1:05.8	He is like Clooney charming.
1:08.3	I'm getting goosebumps right now thinking about him. Do you wish he was Stan? Well, I mean, you and I have... Rock and a hard place. Oh, wait, do I wish he was my stand or Dorothy Stan? Your stand. No, I wouldn't trade my stand in for John Naretti. Really?
1:24.8	Nobody? You don't have one. You don't have one pass? Or for Jake with a nose tattoo? No, I wouldn't trade my stand in for anybody. You don't have one person. Now, you're, we're talking about trading him in for someone else. Or just like a fuck. You sound like, is there like a celebrity wish list? No, we don't have those lists.
1:25.1	Really?
2:02.2	We live in Los Angeles and we work in the industry. It's a little too. Straight people, am I right? Because I would name someone from like a 90s movie that I loved as a teenager. And it, no. That's a dangerous game. Okay. When you live in Los Angeles and work in the industry.
2:03.5	Work in the industry.
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