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I have to say what I feel.

Miami has so much appeal.

A great place to get a seafood meal.

Miami.

Miami, Miami, you've got style.

Picture at Los Angeles, 2017.

Welcome to Adam the Lanai, the only Golden Girls podcast you're ever going to need to listen to.

I am H. Allen Scott.

And I'm Carrie Doherty.

And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of the Golden Girls, and then we talk about it.

And we just watched Season 6, Episode 21, Witness, which aired on March 9th, 1991, and is the one with the Cheese Man that we've been waiting for. Not the Harrison Ford film. No, not the Harrison Ford film Witness. Yes. Yeah. With Kelly McGillis. Also a lesbian. Oh. That doesn't really help the listeners listeners because... Well, they know that Christy McNichael was in this episode who also became a lesbian. Oh, okay. Sure. They were like, oh, yeah, he's, of course, talking about Christy McNichael. Who made a special guest appearance as a regular on Empty Nest. Well, Thanksgiving is over. Thank God. It's been a nice, long, hopefully relaxing week.

No, it hasn't.

It hasn't for you.

I don't like the holidays.

They stress me out.

I like the holiday season, but I don't like the holidays.

I'm not a foodie, so I don't give a fuck about the food.

And I don't really, I like getting together with people and like having fun and stuff, but I don't like the forced, as my friend Brandy Barber says, the forced merriment of it. Like, I don't like forced merriment. I don't like being forced into being happy about something. You know what I mean? I like to organically get to the happy place. Okay. And I feel like the holidays force you to be happy.

Just at a party, be happy. I had a great time. That's good. I've been off since I had Wednesday through Sunday off. Yeah. It was amazing. I didn't. I worked. I know. Yeah. But I did have a great night before Thanksgiving, a very unexpected night, where I, you know, partied and danced all night, and then people came back to my place, and we drank a little bit more, and we watched Selena. We watched, well, we watched the... Como la Floor. Oh, I love it. A bitty, bimba. I love Selena. Selina, Quintan Selena, we watched the first five minutes of Selena, the film, the J-Lo film, and then we quickly were like, let's just watch real performances of Selena. Oh, that's a great idea. Yeah, and so my friend Michael, who's like obsessed with Selena, took charge and just started playing Selena performances.

Did he put on Biddy Bambom?

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