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Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Golden Girls: S4E13 - The Impotence of Being Ernest

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5605 Ratings

🗓️ 6 September 2016

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Dave Quinn (People Magazine, Entertainment Weekly) joins H. Alan and Kerri to watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode “The Impotence of Being Ernest,” where they discuss the weird Sophia vendetta story, limp dicks, and which items in the fridge they'd use for sex in a broom closet. Be sure to tune in next week when we watch "Love Me Tender!"

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0:00.0

Hey you guys. Oh, hey guys. Do we sound different? Do we maybe sound like, oh, I don't know, we're on like some sort of NPR podcast or something? Well, that's only because of Carrie's voice. But do you think that maybe you're hearing me go in a different way and it's turning you on? It's like intimate. Does it sound better to your ears? You know why that is? It's because of you guys. Yeah. We're not doing some sort of, we're not doing an ad right now for a product. We are talking to you through our new microphones into our new mixer. Yes. That we bought with the money that you guys so generously donated to the podcast. It's true. It wouldn't be possible without you guys and we're so,

0:38.7

so, so, so grateful. And this is going to open up so many more windows of us, like, turning you on

0:43.4

via our voices. I love that it took us four seasons to, like, get a little legit. You know,

0:49.1

I mean, it's like the Golden Girls. The first season was eh. Was it? I mean, it was good.

0:53.2

But even you say it's not your favorite. I say that I tend to like the later seasons better, but I'd never say like... We don't want to talk about it now. This is not the time. This is a cold open and we're supposed to say thank you. So thank you guys. Thank you guys so much. So much. We really appreciate it. And now let's get on with the very professionally sounding show.

1:11.7

I'm so excited.

1:15.3

This is a headgum podcast.

1:20.5

I have to say what I feel.

1:24.2

Miami has so much appeal.

1:27.5

A great place to get a seafood meal.

1:33.3

Miami.

1:38.3

Miami, Miami, you've got style.

1:45.9

Picture it, Los Angeles 2016

1:46.9

Welcome to Out on the Linai

1:48.8

The only Golden Girls podcast

1:50.2

You will ever need to listen to

1:52.2

I am H. Allen Scott

1:53.4

And I'm Carrie Doherty

1:54.5

And this is a podcast

1:55.4

Where we watch an episode

1:56.7

Of the Golden Girls

1:57.9

And then we talk about it

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