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Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

Golden Girls: S4E12 - Blind Date

Out on the Lanai: A Golden Girls Podcast

H Alan Scott, Kerri Doherty

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.5605 Ratings

🗓️ 30 August 2016

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

H. Alan and Kerri watch The Golden Girls season 4 episode "Blind Date," where they discuss Blanche's various foot-in-mouth moments, how fun "Competitive Rose" is, and why H. Alan thinks pet owners would die first in a zombie apocalypse. Visit outonthelanai.com for more GG fun!

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0:00.0

This is a headgum podcast.

0:06.7

I have to say what I feel.

0:10.5

Miami has so much appeal.

0:13.1

A great place to get a seafood meal.

0:19.1

Miami. me Miami

0:21.6

Miami

0:25.6

You've got style

0:30.6

Picture it, Los Angeles

0:31.6

2016

0:32.6

Welcome to Out on the Lanai

0:35.6

The only Golden Girls podcast you will ever need to listen to.

0:40.9

I'm H. Allen Scott.

0:42.1

And I'm Carrie Dordy.

0:43.1

And this is a podcast where we watch an episode of The Golden Girls, and then we talk about it.

0:49.3

And we just watched Season 4, Episode 12, Blind Date, which aired on January 28, 1989, and as the title

0:57.7

suggests, is an episode where Blanche does not go on a blind date. She goes on a date with a

1:03.1

blind man. That's true. Yeah. Which is different than a blind date. It is. It's not actually,

1:10.1

I mean, I get it. It's a fun play on word. Do you think that a lot of... Do you think blind people... I don't know... I honestly don't know many blind people, but do you think... Do you know any blind people? I'm sure I do. I mean, my mom is legally blind. Oh, is she? Yeah. But she can see, which is strange.

1:30.2

Do you think when they were coming up with the title of the movie Legally Blonde, they were thinking

1:34.0

legally blind and that, and they just kind of ran, no. Sorry, you were talking about your mom.

1:39.2

Definitely, no one thought that. Yeah, but she's like, she just can't see very well without glasses. Okay. So she's legally blind. But she still drives a really big car. Is she also legally blonde, though? She's also blonde. Legally? I suppose. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she legally had it done. It wasn't an illegal color job. You should just call her up and tell her, mom, did you know you're legally blonde?

2:01.4

Well, she's listening.

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