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Welcome to the Boys Cats with Ryan Long, first podcast exclusively for the boys.

If you're any new listeners, I would love for girls to be able to listen.

But there's electrocution software.

And this is honestly, I spent all my money on this.

I've invested it. It's not a technology that is selling.

I've told everyone, I go, hey, listen,

I've developed this technology,

so girls can't listen to your podcast,

and they were like, yeah, well, why would we want that?

And I go, crap.

I called my investors, I go, we have a problem.

And I said, well, what if we could repurpose it as a woke thing where white men can't listen

to your podcast?

And they're saying, now we are talking.

And I said, unfortunately unfortunately I do not have that

technology this is exclusively designed for a woman's ear there's actually less space between the two

ears and it's honestly that's something to do with the

circumference of the head and the electrocution software that allows it to happen so

as a situation I'm in I dumped all my money I sold my house and on this

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