Going to Bed Early with Diane Kruger

Dear Chelsea

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Comedy, Education, Self-improvement

4.4 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2022

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This week, Diane Kruger joins Chelsea to talk about going to bed too early, relocating to Paris, and how motherhood has changed her. Then: A couple wrestles with wanting more than just their small patch of land in Oregon. An overworked mom can’t get rid of her guilt around self-care. And a stepmom is ready to give her stepkids the boot. Tap here to buy Diane’s new book, A Name From The Sky.

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0:00.0	What is happening? Hello. Hi Chelsea. Hi. How are you doing? Your fresh is a
0:06.5	daisy today actually. I know I know I feel so fresh. Good. Showering is so annoying.
0:11.5	You know what I mean? Like I'm just so sick of of it. I know it's necessary and
0:18.4	of course I do it but I don't like it. Yeah. And I don't like blowing out my hair.
0:22.9	I don't like the act of showering. It's like you kind of get uncomfortable
0:28.1	while you're getting in and you're getting out but you have to like do it so you can
0:31.7	go be warm and also clean. I know. I mean I'm just basically watching washing my
0:36.2	Pikachu, my butt and my like underarms. And it doesn't really take that long but
0:40.6	it's annoying. No one takes quicker showers than I do. I did not give a fuck about that.
0:45.6	I am taking a 30 second shower. I remember Tiffany Haddish. I was once did a show of her's
0:49.7	and she was like why don't white girls wash their legs and I was like I don't know
0:55.0	but I don't know. I don't I don't wash my legs. And she's like why she's like you have
1:00.6	to wash everything. I go I don't I just I just feel like the soap goes down from my shampoo
1:05.9	and my hair. Everything falls down. So if I've been out in public and used a public restroom
1:12.2	I will wash the back of my thighs. However I guess so. I wash my butt. I'm not getting dirty
1:19.0	your legs. I wash my butt cheeks and my butt hole because I my butt cheeks because I don't
1:25.0	want to get any pimples on my butt. You know what I mean? And that's disgusting. I mean
1:29.3	it's not disgusting. It happens. But it is. It's not pleasant. I don't like when I look
1:33.9	at my butt in the mirror and there's like a little red dot. I'm like oh God. What is
1:37.3	that? See I try to use the natural deodorant. I'm wearing real stuff today but I'm trying
1:42.5	to not get Alzheimer's. But like I find that my pits are stinky the second I get out of
1:46.9	the shower. I'm like why don't you even bother? They're just always stinky. Oh are they?
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