God Takes Gun From Trump’s Cold, Tiny Hands

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🗓️ 8 June 2024

⏱️ 21 minutes

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Summary

Today on The God Pod, God and Jesus discuss:

Trump loses his gun permit in New York
Steve Bannon is going to prison
Alito’s neighbor disputes Alito’s flagging account
Americans have forgotten how bad Trump’s COVID response was

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Biden should go to New York City and just walk around,
0:06.0	go to a gun range there, do a photo up, be like,
0:09.0	I think I'll buy a gun today.
0:11.0	Shoot someone on Fifth Avenue. I did it before Trump did.
0:15.0	God have you ever had a Republican neighbor.
0:20.0	Fuck no. I live in heaven Jesus.
0:22.0	Yeah, but not all Republicans go to hell.
0:25.0	Ugh.
0:27.0	Uh...
0:30.0	Ugh... The Hi there humans, I'm God and I'm Jesus and this is the God Father. Hey Jesus,
0:50.8	we're back for the second time this week.
0:52.8	Oh my God, we're back again.
0:55.2	Second time in a single week reminds me of old Godpoteps.
1:01.0	Yeah, yeah, here we are. What are you giving me that look for?
1:04.4	Oh, this look because every time I say we're back you launched into the factory
1:08.4	points. I can't help it. I can't help it. You know what? You know what Jesus? What? You get a pass this month. Oh. I can do whatever I want this month. Is that how it works? Well, not whatever you want, but I'm adding singing Backstreet Boys whenever you want to to the list.
1:25.2	Okay, okay, sounds good.
1:27.2	I mean, really you can do it all year.
1:30.0	Back streets, back, All right.
1:33.0	Well, yes, we're here to tell the humans what's been going on the last couple of days.
1:38.0	There's once again been some hilarious news.
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