God and Jesus Laugh at Trump's Felony Conviction for a Solid 30 Minutes

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🗓️ 5 June 2024

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Summary

Happy Pride Month!

What a week it was! Jesus and God catch up and laugh and laugh and laugh. We discuss where we were when we heard the news that he was convicted, and everything that’s happened since.

We discuss:

It’s Pride month, baby!
Cult leader convicted
Cult leader’s followers go apeshit

Where were you when you first heard Trump was convicted? Let us know in the comments!

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	711 should definitely do a promotion for Trump sentencing.
0:07.0	I will go to a 711 on 711 sentencing day just for the health
0:12.0	and get a slurpy.
0:14.6	Get your sentencing slurpy.
0:16.4	You know that he doesn't want to hear people saying,
0:21.0	lock him up, lock him up lock him up he's locked up he's locked up yeah we
0:26.0	should make that the title of this episode lock him up lock him up
0:30.4	see pronouns do matter.
0:32.6	Oh, what wrong? What do you disagree with?
0:38.0	Everything?
0:39.0	34 things, maybe?
0:41.0	I love him so much Jesus.
0:43.0	Oh, we can't go and say. in love.
0:56.3	Hi there humans, it's the Lord thy God.
0:58.9	I'm here today with my friend and pal Jesus.
1:03.4	Friend and pal and son and the gayest of them all,
1:08.7	Jesus Christ, that's right.
1:10.3	Hi Dad, happy pride month humans.
1:12.4	Wuh!
1:13.4	Happy Pride Jesus.
1:15.4	Let the world witness that I, God the Father, love my gay son.
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