God Smites Tucker Carlson, Makes Out With Famous SpokesCandy

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 30 January 2023

⏱️ 62 minutes

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TODAY ON THE GOD POD: You’ll find out if the Holy Spirit will return, will AI replace God, will God replace Moses with AI, should ‘Rick and Morty’ continue, will Gopher be fired from the Love Boat, who’s big banging who, does weed give you the ability to time travel, and why US churches are on the decline. Also, get the latest show recommendations from Baby Moses on ‘TV Talk,’ and learn about the Mandela Effect on ‘Conspiracy Corner with Moses.’ And finally, on ‘Have Ya Hoyd? With Moses,’ Tucker Carlson cancels ‘Spokescandies,’ A&W’s trolling bear mascot gets pants, sexy brand mascots are rated, and conservatives lose their minds when they accuse Xbox of going woke. The God Pod: Have It Yahweh! After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. Join our Discord chat server and ask us questions! https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! https://linktr.ee/godpod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today on the Godpot because sometimes there's people that will say that this is written by a robot
0:06.2	That's a good question. It's clearly just a joke. Yeah, it could be both. Well, are you worried about being replaced by AI Moses?
0:12.5	Ah, no, because I can tell you the second that I can replace you with AI. I won't but I will
0:22.0	I feel like this would be an excellent show on Netflix the sex life of Moses in college
0:30.3	Did you know that Moses fucked
0:34.8	In between the hazing before he was Moses right right he was Moses
0:43.0	How about us Moses are we gonna start wearing pants? No, no, why just the ethereal robes for us?
0:50.6	Exactly, there's nothing I love more than a nice gust of wind on my undercarriage
1:00.0	Oh
1:08.2	Hi there human. I'm God. Welcome to the Godpot on this show. I the Lord thy God interview interesting humans
1:16.7	I also discuss all the latest current events with my co-hosts such as Jesus Santa Satan Moses and more
1:25.0	Find the God pod wherever you get your podcasts the God pod have it y'all way
1:31.1	Let's meet my co-host for the day Moses. Hey Moses. Good afternoon. I have got to say that's gonna be my spinoff Moses and more
1:40.6	Moses and Moses Moses
1:43.6	Povich in Moses and more. Let me tell you Moses on a recent episode. I've made the mistake of
1:51.3	Not getting stoned before the show
1:54.4	And it didn't work out too well for me. I was crunchy. Right, right, right. You know God God needs at least a
2:02.2	Fat vape pack to get the day started now you're doing the vape is it hangs is it ever kind of the old school like you got a role one
2:11.1	I you know, no, I'm trying to spare my lungs. Oh, fair
2:16.1	Well in the vape that I have it's not like a vape pen, right not a douche
2:20.4	It's a table
2:24.4	It's something, you know, there's no none of that stuff oils involved, right good good. Yeah, it's it's old school, but new school got it
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