Comedian Zack Bornstein

The God Pod

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 20 November 2020

⏱️ 56 minutes

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Comedian Zack Bornstein joins the God Squad to discuss politics, twitter, comedy, and life after covid. Moses shares his word of the week. The God Squad discusses Republicans being in denial of both coronavirus and the election results. Finally, God delivers your New Commandment of the Week.` After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	My eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord.
0:08.8	He is trampling out the vintage where the graves of Rappers are stored.
0:18.0	We have to lose the faithful lightingly coverage terrible Swiss sword
0:28.0	is truly is marching. Good is my God!
0:39.4	Welcome to the God pod.
0:40.9	I'm your host of hosts,
0:42.4	the good lord with the most, the one and only
0:44.8	Almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the
0:49.8	multiverse. I'm here today with the God Squad. Hey hey ha ha ho ho. No I just got that out of my head yesterday.
0:59.6	Really yeah, it's been it's still stuck in my head.
1:02.9	Thanks again to Shano Yoho for letting us use that song.
1:06.3	You know, a lot of the patrons, they want them to be on the show next.
1:10.6	So we're gonna have to, I'm gonna have to make the big ask make a remix with your voice
1:14.8	something something new yeah exactly yeah well yeah and then we can work on a theme
1:19.4	song and we'll live happily ever after. Okay. Fantastic.
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1:36.8	evangelize for us please you know you can be super annoying about it, but also you know super chill if that makes sense if you all just tell one friend our cult will grow exponentially
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