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Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2015

⏱️ 68 minutes

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Guest: Comedian Josh Carter Check out all of our great shows at standupnylabs.com Make sure to check out the video at www.dailymotion.com/StandUpNYLabs Follow the Race Wars crew on Twitter: twitter.com/kurtmetzger twitter.com/Sherrod_Small twitter.com/KaytlinBailey twitter.com/kerenmargolis twitter.com/StandUpNYLabs

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to stand-up New York Labs.
0:03.8	Oh, yeah.
0:06.5	Race wars.
0:07.2	I know you're like, how could a white man be allowed to be able to be?
0:09.5	He can say the word only in the confines of this podcast.
0:12.6	It's what we do, baby.
0:14.3	Yeah.
0:15.2	You're out of your fucking mind, dude.
0:16.7	I have the power.
0:18.5	With Perf Vetsr and Shetla.
0:25.6	We're on, Race Wars. We're back.
0:26.2	Are we live?
0:26.7	Mike.
0:28.4	We're live right now.
0:29.9	My headphones are working.
0:31.5	I hear Caitlin fine.
0:32.1	Yeah, I hear. Okay, great, perfect.
0:33.0	Who's watching us on live stream right now?
0:35.0	I never wanted anyone watching us on live stream. Live. Are you afraid of seeing yourself on live stream, Kurt?
0:41.3	I just, I don't, what if we've got to edit out something is going to get me in trouble later.
0:44.3	You get a lot of that in the show.
0:46.3	What are you a guest? Yeah, we get in trouble. That's what we do over here.
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