God Interviews That Drunk Lady From Rudy's Hearing (featuring Kylie Brakeman)

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 4 December 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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God interviews that drunk lady from Rudy's hearing. God and friends discuss God's new nickname, the goddamn news, and decide which former presidents they'd rather fuck, vaccinate, or ‘hug.’ We also have Moses' word of the week, Horrorscopes with Holy Spirit, and God's brand new commandment. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Don't forget to subscribe to the God pod for free right now on whatever
0:04.0	podcasting app you love that way you will never miss an episode.
0:07.6	Because we have...
0:08.6	In the name of Jesus.
0:10.6	Thank you. judgment on you, COVID-19.
0:25.0	I execute judgment on you Satan, you destroyer, you kill her, you get her.
0:31.0	You get her.
0:32.0	You break your power, you get off this nation.
0:35.0	I demand judgment on you.
0:37.0	I demand, I demand, I demand, I demand, I demand a vaccination to come immediately.
0:45.0	Yes!
0:47.0	I call you done
0:55.0	you gone gone gone. You come down.
0:59.0	Wow.
1:00.0	from your place of a farted destroyer, you come down and you crawl on your own village.
1:08.0	Like God commanded you when he put his foot on your head in the garden of him.
1:16.6	That's amazing.
1:17.2	You are destroyed through COVID-19.
1:20.8	No more. No more.
1:23.0	No more.
1:24.0	No more.
1:25.0	No more.
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