God Begs The Galactic Federation To Let The Humans In (featuring Vinny Thomas)

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🗓️ 9 December 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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God, Jesus, The Holy Spirit and Moses discuss the goddamn world news, us news, and the latest in COVID-19. The humans finally learn of the existence of The Galactic Federation Of Planets Club (No Earths). God begs The Galactic Federation of Planets to let the humans in. God laughs uproariously at the continuous smiting of Donald J. Trump. Rudy Giuliani finally gets covid and Kevin Kovid has thoughts. God once again tells Michele Bachmann “no.” The Holy Spirit reports on the latest dunks on social media. Jesus faces yet another ethical question on this week’s installment of “What Would Jesus Do?” After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Oh, the
0:02.0	the Jekkah.
0:04.0	There is good through the through the You can go out of that. Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host, God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
0:32.0	Don't forget to subscribe.
0:34.0	It's free!
0:35.0	You can subscribe for free right now.
0:38.0	It's cool, we'll wait.
0:40.0	Ahem.
0:41.0	Anyway, did I mention that it's free?
0:44.0	Okay, all of the show. It's time for tea and cakes.
0:48.0	I'm here today with the God Squad. Hi everybody. Hi, Dad. How's your weekend? What'd you do? I tried to text everybody, but nobody replied. I'm on this plan where I only get so many texts a month because it's cheaper obviously
1:08.0	and so I was over my limit because I was texting my wife and I texted too much so I didn't get your
1:13.8	text is basically what I'm trying to get.
1:15.2	Why were you texting your wife?
1:16.5	Because she was in the other room when I was too tired to get up and go talk to her.
1:19.3	I've got you on silent dad so I just missed it I apologize.
1:23.6	Oh I see is that like a weekend thing or an all the time?
1:27.0	Yeah yeah I need a break from you on the weekends.
1:29.0	Okay, I understand I mean I'm a lot.
1:32.6	I saw your messages and I didn't respond.
1:34.7	It's pretty straightforward.
1:36.7	Oh I saw your messages but nope.
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