A Very Covid Thanksgiving!

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 25 November 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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God and friends discuss Trump finally conceding the election and laugh at how his supporters are taking the loss. God smites Kenneth Copeland. God quickly disputes various televangelist claims. Kevin Kovid stops by to discuss the biggest covidiots of the week. Moses reviews how ‘A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving’ holds up in 2020. Finally, we ask Jesus ‘What Would Jesus Do?’ in regards to attending a Very Covid Thanksgiving. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to the God pod. I'm your host of hosts the good Lord with the
0:17.2	host the one and only almighty God. Thank you for joining us as we attempt to restore order to the multiverse.
0:25.0	I'm here today with the God Squad.
0:27.0	Hi everybody.
0:28.0	Hey Dad.
0:29.0	Hello, hello.
0:30.0	Oh, but we're down one member of the God Squad today. The Holy Spirit couldn't be here today because she's busy doing a photo shoot with the New York Times.
0:40.0	Whatever. I'll be in the New York Times someday, You'll see. I think the last time I was in the New York Times, it was like the front page. It was like, God is dead.
0:49.0	Oh, wow. Or was that just in a song? I don't know. Anyway, also joining us today on our interdimensional
0:55.8	Zoom call is loyal patron of the God pod Heather. Welcome Heather. Welcome Heather.
1:00.4	Welcome, it's great to be here, thank you.
1:03.0	Wait, wait, wait, wait, did you just welcome me to the God pod?
1:05.8	Because you know, I'm God.
1:08.0	I know, I'm sorry.
1:10.0	Sorry, I'm just playing.
1:11.0	Well, in a way, we are in Heather's world, so we're welcome in her world.
1:15.0	Oh, that's it, right.
1:17.0	Because I invite you into my house all the time.
1:19.0	We listen to you, my husband and I listen to you guys all the time.
1:22.0	So, yeah. That's great. Good save Moses. husband and I listen to you guys all the time so yeah good save good
1:24.9	Thanks for becoming a heathen Heather that's got a ring to it heathen Heather I've been called a
1:29.6	heathen many times because I I came out so close it is and I officially came out as atheist when I was in
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