God Interviews Journalist Touré

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🗓️ 16 February 2021

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Author, journalist and podcaster Touré joins us as we discuss the aftermath of Donald Trump's very political impeachment 'acquittal.' What happens next? Will he face charges in court? Will there ever be any justice? And how is this part of God's Divine Plan?? After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello humans, this is God. I'm here live. I am not a cat.
0:14.3	Today on the God pod, journalist and author Taree is here. We'll talk about the latest
0:21.6	in the God damn news. I'm also here today with Jesus. What's up Jesus?
0:27.8	Holy spirit is outspiting right now and Moses was going to be here, but he had to step out suddenly.
0:35.0	I think he's better, right? He doesn't seem sick anymore.
0:38.4	Yes, he claims he had a story for us. We'll just have to wait a little bit longer I guess.
0:42.7	We'll see if he shows up. I don't know. You know, Moses. All right. Hi Taree. Welcome to the God pod.
0:49.3	Thanks God. I've been we've been talking a lot lately. So nice to be on your podcast.
0:55.6	I do think a lot about the historical Jesus and like just what life must have been like for that
1:03.3	real person sort of moving around and being famous for that time and just sort of trying to
1:09.7	introduce them to your ideas, a whole new set of ideas and some people are getting it and some
1:15.2	people are really not and I don't know. There must have been really interesting. It's a lot like being on
1:20.8	Twitter. Like, you know, just say, but he's listening to me. Say something and then people are like,
1:27.6	I'm going to kill you. And you're like, all I said was like, love each other. Maybe it's not
1:33.1	being such a dick. Love each other's very controversial statement right now. It is. It is.
1:39.2	All loves matter. It's very, it's very fraught. It's very fraught in the Twitter.
1:45.0	All loves matter. I've never heard that one before. Yeah. Well, just stick around.
1:49.6	I want to I want to find QAnon Twitter. So I can because I keep wanting to sort of see like what
1:57.2	they are actually talking about. And then I get I don't know. I don't know how I wait in the
2:01.2	sewer. How do you find the sewer? Well, good news on that front. I read today the parlour was back
2:05.9	online. Oh, really? Yeah. That's unfortunate. Well, yes. But I mean, as far as categorizing all of
2:13.1	their thoughts into one place, that app does a good job. Yes. He's either find the worst people.
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