God And Satan Bury The Hatchet

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 11 February 2021

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Satan returns to The God Pod! We talk about the impeachment trial, Qanon, and watch a very unsettling video of Tom Brady kissing his son on the mouth for what seems like an eternity. Later, God and Satan bond over how much they have in common. Jesus is overjoyed as God and Satan bury the hatchet. After 6000 years of running the universe, God realized that Satan is kicking his butt, like, really bad. Over the centuries and despite lots of trying, God has not been able to smite the forces of evil. So, he started a podcast to do just that. Full of fun and heart, the God Pod is a twice-weekly opportunity for God to hang out with his fellow deities and maybe even meet some interesting humans. NEW EPISODES MONDAYS AND THURSDAYS The God Pod is everywhere! YouTube: https://youtube.com/c/TheGodPod TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thegodpodcast Twitter: https://twitter.com/TheGodPodShow Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goodgodabove/ Join our Discord server for FREE and hang out with fellow fans of the God Pod:: https://discord.gg/7v3Cc4pjMC Get the God Pod ad-free on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/godpod Find the God pod wherever you get podcasts. thegodpodcast.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello, humans. This is God. Today, on the GodPod, we'll review day one of Donald Trump's
0:15.6	impeachment trial. How did his cheap, idiot lawyers do? We'll find out. I'm here today
0:21.0	with the Trinity. Jesus and the Holy Spirit. What's up gang? Hey, what's up? Moses is still
0:27.3	out sick. I am sad to report. He, he's had the Tom Brady flu since ever since like 10 p.m. Sunday
0:35.7	night. I shit you not. Wow. He, he was fine. He was fine at 10 p.m. I talked to him. We test
0:41.9	all the time. You know, we're besties. And then he just right after that, right after the game,
0:48.4	fell ill. Yeah. He's got, uh, shrimp throat, stomach flu. It's not COVID. But, uh, you know,
0:55.8	he's on the mend antibiotics. I don't know why I let people get sick in heaven. But, uh, you
1:01.4	know, it can be fun sometimes. He's having some chicken soup. Also here with us today is Satan.
1:07.0	What's up, Satan? Uh, hello. Welcome back, Satan. Thank you so much for having me back. Yeah,
1:16.3	it's great to have you back. Thanks for, uh, jumping in last second and filling in for Moses.
1:21.8	Wait, maybe, maybe Satan got Moses six. So Satan could come back on the show. Oh, what?
1:27.6	It loads me. That does sound like something Satan would do. Yes. I saw him last night. Got
1:34.9	him. You saw him last night, at least sick. Leave Moses alone. Hey, he came to my house.
1:40.1	He was like, Hey, when he got a couple of blue skis, I was like, we're supposed to be
1:43.4	social distancing. So I gave him a stomach flu. Yeah. What's the deal with Tom Brady? Why do you
1:50.9	love him so much? Gosh, what a man. Am I right? Something about him just screams. He could kill
1:59.5	women. I think, right? That's why I love something. He doesn't have that look in his eye. It's like
2:05.7	serial killer. Yeah. God, you have a lot in common with Tom Brady. You'll both love your sons a
2:10.9	whole lot. Does he love his son? Would you kiss Jesus on the lips? Wait, did Tom Brady do that?
2:17.8	Dead. Would I kiss Jesus on the little? Well, first of all, Jesus isn't my son. I have no
2:21.7	sorry. But if you did, would you kiss on the lips? Sure. Why not? What's it? You know, it's a
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