God Has A Fart Attack

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🗓️ 16 January 2024

⏱️ 65 minutes

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God goes to the hospital for a fart attack, Hell has frozen over, and God smites Jerry Jones. God smites the AI generated Carlin special and asks that we let people rest in peace.

Later, God and Jesus answer questions from the God Pod community.

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	You can't fix stupid, right Jesus?
0:04.0	No, you can't, unfortunately.
0:06.0	So best avoid it.
0:08.0	I mean, you would know, you tried.
0:10.0	How, what do you mean?
0:11.0	Uh, you went down to Earth?
0:12.0	Oh, you think that my goal there was to fix stupid? Yeah, I guess so.
0:16.4	Yeah, I mean, I know it might be like a bit reductive.
0:20.7	Listen, it's in my name. God, you add one other O there, and it's good.
0:28.0	Oh, I love that.
0:31.0	Is that a coincidence?
0:32.0	Come on. Also, God, backwards, dog. And all dogs are good.
0:38.0	I really got lucky when I met you.
0:42.0	Oh.
0:43.0	Um, in Mary's, well.
0:46.0	Oh, Oh, Oh,
0:47.0	may you fail
0:51.0	... ... ... Welcome to the God-Pod. I'm God and I'm here today with my God.
0:58.0	I'm God and I'm here today with my son and friend Jesus Christ.
1:06.6	Hey humans, oh or as little Nas refers to me as in his new song Jay Christ.
1:12.1	J Christ. J Christ.
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