God And Jesus Kickoff 2024!

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🗓️ 10 January 2024

⏱️ 61 minutes

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God and Jesus storm into 2024, covering everything that’s happened over the holiday break! From Trump saying ‘ROT IN HELL’ on Christmas, to Lil Nas X announcing a new song dedicated to Jesus, the GOD POD IS BACK and on the case!

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Is it streaming for free somewhere or is...
0:05.0	I bought it for Christmas.
0:06.0	That was my gift to myself for your birthday.
0:09.0	That's a horrible Christmas gift.
0:11.0	It was bad.
0:12.0	And when it was done, I was like, thanks, Oppenheimer, I'm depressed.
0:15.0	I say give the people what they want.
0:19.0	Yeah.
0:20.0	Smite Moore in 24.
0:22.0	Smite Moore in 24. Smite More in 24.
0:23.6	That rhymes.
0:24.4	Oh, I'm gonna post that.
0:28.1	I promise to Smite More in 24.
0:31.1	Little Nause. and he said
0:38.3	Little Nas his new single comes out this Friday. It's called J Christ
0:47.4	All right, let's do this and he said my new single is dedicated to the man who had the greatest comeback of all time. You are gosh, darn right! Right. Hi, hi, hi there, welcome to the God pod. I'm Jehovah God and I'm here today with my son and friend Jesus Christ. Here I am, New Year, same me. Happy
1:20.2	belated birthday to me by the way.
1:23.4	Oh yeah, happy birthday, happy belated birthday, Jesus, right.
1:28.8	Thank you so much and thank you for all the gifts this year.
1:32.4	I really appreciated them. Yeah, thank you for all the gifts this year I really appreciated them.
1:34.0	Yeah thank you for the Chabaca Slippers.
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