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🗓️ 6 September 2024

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

Dear Humans,

We’re back! On today’s episode of the God Pod, God and Jesus discuss all that hath occurred over the last two weeks, from the Democratic National Convention to Dana Bash’s interview with Kamala Harris and Tim Walz.

A lot of things happened whilst Jesus was on vacation! We also preview the first presidential debate coming on Tuesday night between Kamala and Donold.

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	Regarding the racist thing, uh, political put out a headline, an initial caption saying,
0:10.0	next question, Harris evades questions about her identity.
0:13.3	Evades?
0:14.8	What is there to evade?
0:16.4	Her father was Jamaican and a mother was Indian, right?
0:20.4	Mm-hmm.
0:21.2	What is the big fucking mystery?
0:23.0	My point, and this is just agreeing with you, so don't get all testy with me,
0:30.0	is that she just got started, she needs time to get all this stuff together and published
0:36.0	okay Jesus okay back up I want to I want to rile you up now come. I feel like you're not as radicalized as I am on this subject yet just because you're so
0:50.5	nice and trusting of authority. I know.
0:53.4	Even though they crucified you. Well, you know, you didn't exactly step and
0:58.3	assist there, assist your body.
1:01.2	Which should make you distrust authority even more. We're open to go.
1:16.8	Welcome back to the God, Pothans.
1:20.0	It's the Lord thy God and I'm back with my son and bestest friend Jesus
1:26.0	Dad humans what's up my guys it's been a minute glad to be back
1:32.2	uh... it's great to have you back jeez It's been a minute. Glad to be back.
1:33.0	Uh, it's great to have you back, Jesus.
1:35.0	Oh.
1:36.0	You, uh, you went off and took a well-deserved two-week vacation.
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