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🗓️ 14 August 2024
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Jesus and I recapped everything that’s happened in the last week. We celebrate the addition of Tim Walz to the Democratic ticket, and laugh our asses off at the ongoing smiting of Downfall Donold.
Forsooth, how does Donold keep outdoing himself in the humiliation department?
Wishing Biden was still running
Complaining that Kamala’s crowds must be “fake”
‘Accidentally’ flying on Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet in 2024
And so much more. Join us as God and Jesus try to process all the funny things that are happening.
I have faith in you, humans.
Love,
God
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0:00.0 | This week on the Godpot. |
0:02.0 | Well, you know what I hate Jesus is this double standard of the media being like, |
0:08.0 | Oh no, he made a catch check, and that's not a real thing okay. It didn't really happen. |
0:16.1 | Yeah. What's going on? How could he possibly make a couch joke? But meanwhile, they're okay, they're totally fine with normalizing all of everything that Trump and |
0:29.5 | JD Vance say. |
0:30.5 | I want to read his narcissistic collapse. This is the post on my social. Okay, narcissistic |
0:39.7 | collapse is something that people have been talking about this week. |
0:42.6 | I think he's actually gone through several of these. |
0:45.0 | Okay, it's he's used to it by now. He went through it when he got inaugurated and the crowd was s small. So small. |
0:53.0 | So small. |
0:54.0 | So sad and smile. |
0:56.0 | Sean Spicer went out there and lost his mind, you know? |
0:59.0 | Yeah. |
1:00.0 | This is the biggest crowd ever! |
1:02.0 | Oh! biggest crowds ever. I think back to Michelle Obama saying when they go low we go high |
1:09.1 | I would like to update her statement yes Let's say when they go low, we go higher. |
1:16.0 | We will go higher than them. |
1:18.0 | We won't be as low as them, but we will go higher than them. |
1:20.0 | Because I agree, we need to be bitches like they are sometimes. |
1:24.7 | Yeah when they go low you go lower and then you sweep the leg. You sweep the leg |
1:30.4 | Jesus damn it. Well, hi there humans, |
1:45.0 | hi there humans, welcome back to another episode of The God Pod. |
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