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Getting back from San Francisco. Great time there. Met some fans out there which was fun. The shows were great. Love that city. It's like looking at a postcard. You know, you can't... I think I would call San Francisco like a chick that I cannot help staring at walking down the street.

You see certain scenes and you're just like, I'm staring, just the hills and the water and I'm just sitting there like an idiot. Let me bring on our gas because maybe she's been there. That's right. This song playing in my head as I'm walking through the streets.

That's right. I'm walking down. This is me walking down the street and then all of a sudden... All of a sudden, I'll see the bay and I'll just turn and throw my glasses down and check out the bay's ass. That's basically every day. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. This song... And if you've never been this song, it feels San Francisco. I'm very excited about today's guest.

New to the podcast. Pumped to have her on. hilarious, awesome comic. Mia Jackson, thank you for coming on. Thank you for having me. What? Is it pleasure to have? Thank you. I'm glad to be here. At me a comedy, at me a comedy on both Twitter and Instagram. Go follow, go support. Have you been to San Francisco? I have been to San Francisco. Do you know what I'm talking about? You know, it is a very... It's very pretty. It is just... Yeah.

It is just so many people and it's clean from what I remember. From a distance. From what I remember. It was cool.

They would tell you, last episode we did a news story about all the human poop that's on the streets. They would tell you there's a huge homeless issue. But then you start to look at it. You're like, are there more...

I'll sit. The people of San Francisco, they're very particular. I can see that. Yeah. There's like, I think there's this thing in San Francisco where you're always looking over your shoulder to see if you're being judged. Are you...

It's like, if I were to... Here's how I would describe it. If I were at Starbucks and I was throwing away all my stuff and I just threw it all into... You know how they have those three choices? Right. Your litter. Yeah. Recyclables. The other crap. Whatever it is. Yeah.

The thing is, we all don't... I don't know what I'm doing. So sometimes I'm just like throwing all the fucking... You don't care. Not really. I don't think they care. You know you have the right to throw that away. And I have the right to not care.

That's right. I have a theory that they just take all the bags and they throw them into the same garbage. I think so. Yeah. Because I think maybe the top just gives you the illusion that it's just one big ass trash. That's what I think. Yeah.

Because I think in a place like San Francisco, like I just throw it and I go fuck it. I'm just gonna live my life. San Francisco feels like they're all putting it into each one and then looking around going... Did everyone see me? Right. I'm a good person. I'm a good person. And it has that feeling with the people. So with the homeless thing, they go... I do agree. There's a lot of homeless. It's an issue in that city or it's an issue in all cities. But you're like, are they just complainers here? Right. What else?

Right. What's the right? Is it a lot of homeless or do they have the same as New York? Right. And they're just like a little just anal retentive there. Or does it seem like is more homeless people just because it's so nice there? That too. People are just hanging out. And we're outside all the time. That is another thing. Yeah. Because I was at the hotel and a lot of plays when you go on the road. You're like, I'm just gonna sit in this hotel. I'm not gonna see the light of day. Same. There. You're like, I gotta go outside. Right. That's what I did. I remember just walking and just being in the street.

Tons of walking. And I feel like I remember the trains being relatively clean. They're fun. They're like old-timey. Yeah. They have that the way I'm going to come down the street. It is, I mean, beautiful city. Great time. I'm just a blast. And yeah. I mean, when you travel, when's the last place you went? You're like, you're a fish out of water. You're looking around. You're like, I'm gonna go see what this new place is like. And I think like when I go to these college footballs,

I do the football games in the fall. I do this big college football thing. Did you? It was like the Snapchat game show. But I would go and review all the colleges and people go. And I would say, I don't have a financial investment in this school. So that's why I feel I have the right to just give you a bird's eye view of it. When you're a comic, you're there because you're there. It doesn't matter where you are. You can be like, okay, well, I think the people here are anal retentive. I have no investment in these people. Right. Because I'm just here to do these.

Three to four shows. Yeah. Yeah. I was I was last in Greensboro, North Carolina. Greens. How is that? You know what? When I went there, because I've been before and the last time I was there, I was at a club where domestic violence dispute broke out while I was on stage. So can you tell that story? You can't just say that. And then we'll just move. Oh, okay. Yes. A man beat his wife. And then we left. Yes. So I was.

On stage, and it was a group that was there to celebrate. There was a big group to celebrate someone's birthday. Okay. And then I'm talking. And then I'm like, wait a minute. I'm not getting this table. Like at first, they were really engaged in all of a sudden. People just start. Like, I just see this couple so intensely. Just looking at each other. And I went, are you? You guys? Okay. Yeah. You guys are right. They're so into this argument. They don't even know I'm talking to them. Oh my God. And so everybody around is like, I'm just like, I'm just having a confrontation. I am just having everybody's like, do you

know, do they know that she's talking to people? The table kind of embarrassed. And then they get up and leave. And I went, hey, is everything cool? Still don't acknowledge me at all. Then they walk outside. And they're apparently by the door. And then these people in the back of the club, maybe like two minutes later start screaming. And they go, oh my God, he just hit her. Oh my God. I was in the middle of your set. Yes. In the middle of my set. And it was the second show on a Friday night. So of course, second show for you.

Fridays are always a little bit ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah. And it was like just, I mean, how do you get the show back on track from there? You know what? That's what I, at that point I went, do I stop? Do we call the police? He had her. So, you know, I'm saying it's like so dating. Yeah. Hey guys, who likes unicorn ones? Like you can't, you can't even get to a regular like you can't get off the top. You can't go off the top. You know, you have risen the, the everything. Right. Right. It's

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