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🗓️ 14 September 2020
⏱️ 14 minutes
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0:00.0 | S.O. wants to help you use your car a little less by hopping on your bike a little more, |
0:04.5 | especially for those shorter trips, like the popping out for a pint of milk trip, |
0:09.8 | or the off-to-pick up the kids' trip, or even the Friday night chippy trip. |
0:16.0 | And to make the swap easier, every day S.O. is giving away an e-bike and 10,000 |
0:20.5 | nectar points that you could spend on cycling gear. Could you do a journey differently? |
0:24.9 | Search S.O. thoughtful driving to find out more. See terms and conditions at sso.co.uk. |
0:31.2 | I just found out what a circuit was. I knew what it was. |
0:37.2 | First of all, I thought circuits you could bang. I thought you got to bang the girl. |
0:42.6 | And I was like, yo, this is tight. It's like you're fine with who ride a bachelor party. |
0:46.8 | I thought the wife found a woman that was like, I like how she looks. I want to have, |
0:52.0 | like let's say you're like, yo, I want my child to maybe have blonde hair. I'm a Bernette deep down. |
0:57.2 | This is a blonde woman. I approve. She got good jaw structure, Trevor. |
1:01.2 | No, you have consensual sex. She holds a baby. She hands it off. There it is. |
1:06.4 | Right. But you tell me. You see the multiple issues in this, right? I just never questioned it. |
1:11.8 | You never thought that I mean, it's not ever damn getting a cold brew coffee. And I'm like, |
1:15.5 | circuits, huh? I just figured that carry the baby. But what it really is, you go, |
1:24.8 | which is this is someone to war. I don't think, I mean, obviously, there's whatever reason. |
1:28.8 | And if you have to go circuit, sure. But I think the way they do it is not how you should make a baby. |
1:33.2 | Baby, baby, sweet love making. But I understand some people can't have babies literally. |
1:37.2 | So what it sounds like is you go to a place, you get a shitty porn magazine and you |
1:42.4 | brought daylight. First of all, circuits should only be held between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m., right? |
1:47.1 | You're nothing to a cup. Yep. And then they mix it with one of your wife's eggs in another cup. |
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