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Stiff Socks

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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2020

⏱️ 14 minutes

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Summary

Trev has some weird ideas about what surrogacy is. The boys get into it, but not before taking a trip down the yellow dick road to chop it up about what the cum sweats are, debate whether midwives are weird, and talk about how its so hard to date someone new once you've had a thumb in your ass.

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0:00.0

S.O. wants to help you use your car a little less by hopping on your bike a little more,

0:04.5

especially for those shorter trips, like the popping out for a pint of milk trip,

0:09.8

or the off-to-pick up the kids' trip, or even the Friday night chippy trip.

0:16.0

And to make the swap easier, every day S.O. is giving away an e-bike and 10,000

0:20.5

nectar points that you could spend on cycling gear. Could you do a journey differently?

0:24.9

Search S.O. thoughtful driving to find out more. See terms and conditions at sso.co.uk.

0:31.2

I just found out what a circuit was. I knew what it was.

0:37.2

First of all, I thought circuits you could bang. I thought you got to bang the girl.

0:42.6

And I was like, yo, this is tight. It's like you're fine with who ride a bachelor party.

0:46.8

I thought the wife found a woman that was like, I like how she looks. I want to have,

0:52.0

like let's say you're like, yo, I want my child to maybe have blonde hair. I'm a Bernette deep down.

0:57.2

This is a blonde woman. I approve. She got good jaw structure, Trevor.

1:01.2

No, you have consensual sex. She holds a baby. She hands it off. There it is.

1:06.4

Right. But you tell me. You see the multiple issues in this, right? I just never questioned it.

1:11.8

You never thought that I mean, it's not ever damn getting a cold brew coffee. And I'm like,

1:15.5

circuits, huh? I just figured that carry the baby. But what it really is, you go,

1:24.8

which is this is someone to war. I don't think, I mean, obviously, there's whatever reason.

1:28.8

And if you have to go circuit, sure. But I think the way they do it is not how you should make a baby.

1:33.2

Baby, baby, sweet love making. But I understand some people can't have babies literally.

1:37.2

So what it sounds like is you go to a place, you get a shitty porn magazine and you

1:42.4

brought daylight. First of all, circuits should only be held between 1 a.m. and 2 a.m., right?

1:47.1

You're nothing to a cup. Yep. And then they mix it with one of your wife's eggs in another cup.

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