87: Amazon a Butt Plug

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science.

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0:00.0	This place is amazing and this flooring, wow! How did you manage it?
0:04.2	Well, Barrett Homes gave us the flooring and £1,000 for every £20,000 of the house price,
0:09.4	a lovely bonus. We could have spent it however we wanted, deposit, mortgage,
0:13.8	but we used it for moving costs. You know how Steve's back is?
0:18.8	Visit BarrettHomes.co.uk to find out more. Selected bloodsomely requires legal completion
0:23.6	on or before 30 June 2023. Flooring is up to the value of 1% of purchase price,
0:27.8	season C's applied. See website for details.
0:30.0	Let's see that phone is my dick, hypothetically. And the charger is a pool.
0:36.0	Sir, is your dick stuck in the jet precisely?
0:40.1	Are we on Joe Rogan right now? Joe?
0:42.0	Listen, dude, thank you so much for having us. Wow, this studio looks really good.
0:46.2	We're not on Joe Rogan. I'd love to be though. That'd be great.
0:49.3	Yeah, we can. Soon. I've talked about it.
0:51.6	Yeah, you know, it'll happen. Believe the, speaking to Existence,
0:55.5	Existence, believe the process. Did it work? Are you in the secret?
0:58.0	No. Are you in until that stuff?
1:01.9	Okay. Initially my, my, my, my, my, my, my, half empty guy.
1:08.8	I'm very glass of empty. I also like to make fun of all that stuff,
1:12.2	but I think I like to make fun of all that stuff because I actually believe in it.
1:15.2	Right. And I'm scared of the part that believes in that.
1:18.0	Like, yeah, if I'm like, you're like, I'm a, I'm a cop of court.
1:20.6	And you're like, yeah, you fucking know. You're a dumbass and deep down.
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