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Stiff Socks

87: Amazon a Butt Plug

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 September 2020

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

The gang really explore science in this one. They discuss debit cards in meat wallets, girls have too many g-spots, and how a girl brought a leash and collar to Michael's house. They also riff on how your sex drive is literally like charging your phone. Science.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This place is amazing and this flooring, wow! How did you manage it?

0:04.2

Well, Barrett Homes gave us the flooring and £1,000 for every £20,000 of the house price,

0:09.4

a lovely bonus. We could have spent it however we wanted, deposit, mortgage,

0:13.8

but we used it for moving costs. You know how Steve's back is?

0:18.8

Visit BarrettHomes.co.uk to find out more. Selected bloodsomely requires legal completion

0:23.6

on or before 30 June 2023. Flooring is up to the value of 1% of purchase price,

0:27.8

season C's applied. See website for details.

0:30.0

Let's see that phone is my dick, hypothetically. And the charger is a pool.

0:36.0

Sir, is your dick stuck in the jet precisely?

0:40.1

Are we on Joe Rogan right now? Joe?

0:42.0

Listen, dude, thank you so much for having us. Wow, this studio looks really good.

0:46.2

We're not on Joe Rogan. I'd love to be though. That'd be great.

0:49.3

Yeah, we can. Soon. I've talked about it.

0:51.6

Yeah, you know, it'll happen. Believe the, speaking to Existence,

0:55.5

Existence, believe the process. Did it work? Are you in the secret?

0:58.0

No. Are you in until that stuff?

1:01.9

Okay. Initially my, my, my, my, my, my, my, half empty guy.

1:08.8

I'm very glass of empty. I also like to make fun of all that stuff,

1:12.2

but I think I like to make fun of all that stuff because I actually believe in it.

1:15.2

Right. And I'm scared of the part that believes in that.

1:18.0

Like, yeah, if I'm like, you're like, I'm a, I'm a cop of court.

1:20.6

And you're like, yeah, you fucking know. You're a dumbass and deep down.

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