Bill Whittle.

You can't start with a yawn.

That's not acceptable.

It's my show.

I can start yon of my woodland.

Because actually my topic is yon.

My topic is kind of yawn inspiring.

I'll probably catch some hell for this, but I don't care.

So the space launch system cleared the pad in the dark of night.

And I think the first thing we ought to do is rename Artimus, Project Artemis into Project Pyrus, right?

After famous King Pyrus of a Pyrrhus who won a victory over the Romans that cost him so badly,

he said one more victory like this and

will all be lost. Now to be clear, Bill, because nobody has heard of the space launch system.

Can you just give a one sentence description of what you're talking about? Because nobody's

paying attention to this. Okay. The definition of a boat is a hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money.

And in the case of the space launch system, it's the same thing except it's a cylinder in Florida into which one pours money and then sets it on fire.

It's a gigantic quarry of fossilized idea into which one pours money and sets it on fire.

So King Pirates, of course, is the person who gave us the idea of a Pirate victory,

a victory that hurts you so bad that it's a tandem out to a defeat.

So I watched this thing lift off and,

and there's just so many sensations that I had.

The first one that just kept ringing in my head,

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