Gnomes, Health Summits and Hotel Breakfasts
The Jason Manford Show
Absolute Radio
4.8 • 947 Ratings
🗓️ 21 September 2025
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Jason and Steve are back this Sunday with some light-hearted fun for your Sunday morning.
This week, Bin Chat returns with a full-blown garden bin crisis (yes, it’s escalated). There’s also a Question for Steve from a listener who’s absolutely petrified of garden gnomes, and honestly, fair enough.
Meanwhile, Jason attended a Health Optimisation Summit and experienced one of the most embarrassing moments of his life. And in Hit Me With Your Best Facts, expect trivia featuring blimps, octopuses, and guinea pigs, because why not?
If you've got a Question, some Bin Chat or piece of trivia for Hit Me With Your Best Facts, email Jason@AbsoluteRadio.co.uk
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| 0:59.4 | Good morning, it's the Jason Manford show on Absolute Radio |
| 1:03.8 | I hope you are very well this Sunday morning |
| 1:07.1 | Steve Edge is here |
| 1:08.0 | Good morning, morning, morning |
| 1:09.7 | Where are you, my my friend I am in |
| 1:12.4 | the place called Leavesden which is sort of Leah Watford I think oh yeah the |
| 1:17.8 | Harry Potter studios are Leaveston studios oh a little clue to what you're doing |
| 1:22.0 | there is it Steve I'm not doing anything but I can see wizards been casting |
| 1:26.1 | spells across the road yeah Yeah. Are you doing there |
| 1:29.2 | filming? I am filming, but not |
| 1:31.3 | there. Just there in the corner |
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