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The Jason Manford Show

Geckos, Holiday Bins & Scamming Yourself

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8947 Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2025

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Jason Manford and his best mate Steve Edge are back with you this Sunday.

Jason’s got a tale about how he accidentally scammed himself (yes, really), Steve’s still knee-deep in grapes trying to make his own wine (spoiler: it’s not going well), and the lads are debating your big questions,  like, is it actually possible to look cool in the gym?

Bin Chat makes a triumphant return with a special holiday edition, and they’re armed with your finest trivia in Hit Me With Your Best Facts.

You can get involved with the show next week by emailing Jason@AbsoluteRadio.co.uk

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0:59.5

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1:06.3

sunday morning morning steve edges here good morning good morning morning

1:10.0

how oldie fella has it going I'm pretty good man. Pretty good. What you're up to? What you've been up to? What you've been doing? I'm just fretting about this, the wine situation basically. That's why I... Oh, you're still worried about that? I can't make wine. I don't know what I'm doing. I've watched a few YouTube videos, and you never believe it.

1:44.0

People who make videos on YouTube about making wine are dead boring. And they're not really good of filming stuff. And they assume things. And then you don't want to get the bacterial yeast in there yet, obviously. And you're like, I don't know what you're talking about, mate. Get your Camden tablets. What's a Camden's tablet?

1:44.5

I just need somebody to point me in the direction of the simple way of doing it. I don't know anything. Right. Well, let's make a plea for help. Yeah. Can anyone help? I've got, I've got, they're dying on the vine as the phrase goes. Yeah. They're not yet. they've got about a week, but then it's got to be done.

2:01.7

And I think once you've got them off and it's all clean and it's all in and it's quite simple. But it's just that stage. I'd love to tread him with my feet. But no one wants, oh, what's that thing? That's a veruca plaster. No one wants that in the wine. I've got to say, I don't think I'd like that.

2:16.3

Notts of toenail.

2:17.6

Yeah.

2:20.2

Fungal infections. in the wine i've got to say i don't think i'd like that yeah yeah i don't think that's

2:22.5

not what you want in your bouquet not what you want no so it's a white wine it should be simple

2:28.6

the reds you have to leave the in the the the must that's what it's called all the juice in

2:32.8

skin's again it's called the must i'm and the skins again. It's called the must.

2:34.5

I'm not really a drinker, am I?

2:35.9

So I don't really know.

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