GMFB Selects: Kyle Brandt explains why NFL Week 1 is a LIAR!
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🗓️ 7 September 2025
⏱️ 10 minutes
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Fans will celebrate wins and curse losses this week, but Kyle Brandt explains why you should never trust the results from NFL Week 1!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.3 | Ten Takes is a production of the NFL in partnership with IHeart Radio. |
| 0:24.4 | The New York. Hey, hey, hey. Oh, go. The needles are jumping. |
| 0:27.1 | They're all over the map. |
| 0:28.8 | And why? |
| 0:29.7 | Because it's week one of the NFL season. |
| 0:31.8 | Week one is a lot of things. |
| 0:33.1 | It's fun. |
| 0:33.5 | It's exciting. |
| 0:34.0 | It's fresh. |
| 0:34.8 | But it is totally dishonest. |
| 0:36.8 | Week one is a pathological liar each year every year. What do I mean by that? You're going to see a lot of things this week, and you saw some things last night that are not going to amount to anything for the rest of the year. Good, bad, or otherwise. Are you a fan of the Rollins band, Henry Rollins? Jamie listens to him every time |
| 0:55.8 | before the show, right before the show starts. That's Henry Rollins screaming, |
| 0:59.8 | because I'm a liar! And that might as well be what Week 1 says. Week 1 is the Henry |
| 1:05.3 | Rollins of Weeks. You see very good things often in Week 1 from teams that go on to be miserable for the rest of the year. |
| 1:12.6 | You see horrible week ones from teams that not only have good years, they go on to win the Super Bowl. |
| 1:18.6 | So as we go into week one, I want you to think about that. |
| 1:21.6 | I want you to think about Henry Rollins, and I want you to think about the evidence we are about to submit to you that week one lies through its bleeping teeth. |
| 1:31.2 | We're going to start 30 years ago, the 1995 Green Bay Packers, Brett Farb. |
| 1:36.7 | They lose at home to Lambo. |
| 1:38.0 | The Packers did not lose in Lambo much. |
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