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Glooping Out Macaroni

Ask Iliza Anything

Ask Iliza Anything

Comedy

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 October 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Iliza reflects on the faux glamour of fancy events and the brilliance of Prince.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Ask me! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask me on your question! Leave them in the Instagram

0:11.3

Comments section! Leave them on your Twitter or leave them on your Facebook! We'll see them, we'll read them

0:19.0

Then we'll give you answers! You know it! I've got it! I've got the answers! The answers! You asked me!

0:27.0

Ask a laser anything it's time to ask! Ask a laser anything it's time to ask!

0:33.0

You told me I couldn't hold the microphone comfortably like it sounds bad but it doesn't.

0:39.0

We haven't released one where you're holding the microphone. But you've listened back. I haven't. We have six in the bank right now that I haven't listened to yet.

0:45.0

So it could be un-listenable and we'll put out garbage for your list. No, it sounds great. You don't know that. You haven't heard an episode where you're holding it like that.

0:54.0

I can already tell it sounds great. And it's a small price to pay to be comfortable versus like sitting up like doing ASMR and PR.

1:04.0

Upright reporting. I'm reclining. I hurt myself doing yoga yesterday. Oh no! I didn't hurt myself till I woke up. I was like, uh-uh.

1:14.0

I was like, you're doing this like prenatal yoga and it's like, it just be mindful with your baby. I'm trying to burn calories and not be a lard. I don't need to be mindful. Up, like pump it up.

1:25.0

What happened to cardio? I like it's just everything's a big gaslighting. Like it's just as long as you feel good until I go to put on clothes and you tell me I'm too fat.

1:34.0

Yeah. No matter how small I am, everything's just gaslighting and misinformation. Just buy our app. Help you get centered. No. Time to burn some calories and lengthen some muscle.

1:46.0

Fucking blow it out. Blow it out. I'll never do it. When I got pregnant, I was like, I'm gonna get really fit.

1:52.0

Because I'm gonna use this one to do like CrossFit and they're just like lobsters, just like hard shells, segments. I was like, this is a great time to work on the rest of my body. It's like, or it's a great time to eat an apple and go to bed.

2:04.0

Yeah. You can work on that on the babies here. You don't know things actually good for you. Like, anything's only bad for you and there are only things that are like slightly okay.

2:16.0

Like I was like, okay, if I want to eat less, what can I drink to like take my mind off it? It's like, okay, you could have lemon water. No, because the lemon.

2:25.0

Carroge your anaml. Okay, I'll have club soda. Okay, you have to infuse it yourself. Otherwise, there's a lot of sodium.

2:32.0

Like I'll have vegan food. Well, there's a lot of sugar. Like there's almost nothing you can consume.

2:37.0

Where it's not gonna make you feel gross. Everything's I think everything's actually just bad for you. Unless you're just eating with nuts and like some sort of like bok choy and that's it.

2:49.0

But even nuts like a cashew is a is a fatty nut. Yeah, I mean, you don't see a lot of fat animals that like just a little while. Yeah, but that's because they're overfed from humans.

3:00.0

Oh, so eating like frozen yogurt them, but then when you see one of those squirrels, it's like real strungy or like, oh, no, is he okay? What happened? That's a normal look and squirrel probably a relative of mine reposted like one of those like dumb talking head videos.

3:13.0

And this and this guy was like, you know, there's plenty of bad things out there, but we don't mandate that any of those be taken away. Look McDonald's. And I'm like, yeah, because McDonald's is a choice to eat.

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