From NPR, a W-D-E-Z Chicago, this is Weight, Weight, don't tell me the NPR news quiz.

Step aside, Schlitz, I'm the bill that made Milwaukee famous.

Bill Curtis, and here is your host at the Riverside Theatre in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

It is wonderful to be back in Milwaukee, especially as this is the weekend of Harley Fest.

If you've never been to a huge gathering of Harley riders, well it kind of looks like

a nursing home for leather daddies.

Which is fine, nothing wrong with that.

Later on we're going to be talking to an actor who first made a name for herself

in a production of King Lear right here in the Milwaukee rep back in the 70s.

Her name is Glenn Close.

We'll be talking about it.

The first we're interested in the deep secrets of your past, so give us a call.

The number is 1-888-8-8-924-8924.

I'm to welcome our first listener contestant.

Hi, you were on Weight, don't tell me.

Hi, this is Paul Larson.

I teach physics at Pre-Berber's College here in popular Bluff, Missouri.

Well that's exciting.

Okay, you're a physics teacher.

Yes.

Okay, I have to ask you a question to someone who has studied physics a long time ago.

I know you teach it, do you understand it?

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