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I'm Pilgrim. And the user hosted the Chase Bank auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Segal.

Thank you, Bill. Thank you, everybody.

Thank you all so much.

We have a very fun show for you today.

Later on, we're gonna be talking to the author of the young adult novel to all the boys.

I've loved before. That's the basis of the very popular movie on Netflix right now.

However, the author has insisted on remaining anonymous, although speculation is that it's either Jenny Han or Vice President Pence.

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Let's welcome our first listener contestant. Hi, you were on, wait, wait, don't tell me.

Hello, Steven Van Verrick from Wintergarten, Florida.

Well, hey, how are things in Wintergarten?

Just wonderful. Hot and rainy.

Oh, that's what it's like, I guess, in Orlando at the end of the summer.

Is that where the baseball spring training there?

I don't know, I don't follow sports.

You don't notice like every March, a whole bunch of like overpaid guys wandering around carrying wooden clubs?

No, at all. No, I don't think I don't hang out in Orlando.

Oh, all right.

Steven, welcome to the show. Let me introduce you to our panel.

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