Give a little time for the child within you. Don't be afraid to be young and free. Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you. It's Jordan Jesse Go. I am Jesse Thorne America's Radio, sweetheart. Jordan Morris, I read it online. Okay, so we have a segment on our program, which is called Jordan Jesse Go. That's the name of the program, not the segment. The name of the segment is, I read it on the internet. Jordan has just called it I read it online. There's been a lot of other names that we've tried out over time. Which one's stuck? None of them. None of them have stuck. And even calling it a segment seems generous. Right.

Yes.

But on this portion of our program, one of us will note something we saw on Reddit.

And then we talk a little bit about it.

We introduce a guest, talk for 60 or 70 more minutes.

That's a podcast.

I was hoping that you would just read something for the rest of the show.

I didn't expect to have to talk about it.

Yes, someone copied and pasted the entire text of Frankenstein into Reddit, and I'm just going to read it.

I think that's what YouTube is right now.

People reading entire Reddit threads into the camera. You know, YouTube's been a lot of different things, hasn't it? Yeah. I don't know. That sounds right. I think that's true. Sure. But this is from, so I subscribe, I'll just set it up a little bit. I like to read a lot of, you know, comics and comic book based subredits. Oh, you're a comics author yourself. Sure, sure. And it's, you know, it's a general interest of mind. Of course, you know comics and comic book based subredits oh you're a comics author sure sure and it's you know it's a general interest of mine of course you know you

can't do any better than our slash archie comics right it's a great place where

people go the outside world never gets brought up right and it's just you know

people people complaining about whether Jughead is too horny or not horny enough.

Right.

People have different feelings on that.

I'm neutral.

Right.

I think Juddhead can do what he wants.

No discourse about whether Jughead deserves to be assassinated?

You know, that has not come up.

Okay.

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