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🗓️ 16 October 2025
⏱️ 82 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Give a little time for the child within you. |
| 0:03.3 | Don't be afraid to be young and free. |
| 0:06.0 | Undo the locks and throw away the keys and take off your shoes and sucks and run you. |
| 0:11.3 | It's Jordan Jesse Go. |
| 0:12.5 | I'm Jesse Thorne America's Radio sweetheart. |
| 0:14.4 | Jordan Morris, stupid fool. |
| 0:16.0 | Stupid, stupid fool. |
| 0:17.8 | Jordan, I think you're quite bright. |
| 0:21.6 | No. |
| 0:22.3 | At least 50th percentile. |
| 0:24.5 | Well, thanks. |
| 0:25.2 | That's nice of you to say, but it's not true. |
| 0:27.2 | I'm a stupid fool who makes the same mistake over and over and over. |
| 0:33.4 | I just won't learn. |
| 0:35.1 | What's the mistake that you made? |
| 0:37.8 | Thinking orange, Julius Julius is good. |
| 0:43.0 | I'm pretty sure Orange Julius is good. |
| 0:45.5 | If that's foolish, then I, too, am a fool. |
| 0:47.9 | Okay. |
| 0:48.5 | So growing up, the Orange Julius, that was the mall treat. |
| 0:52.8 | Yeah. |
| 0:53.3 | You're going to the mall with mother to pick out new church pants. |
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