Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Taser Taylor.

Today is Monday.

Joining me on this gorgeous Monday is my college bestie, Coley Big Endang Day,

Hey, I feel like we're both like a little bit chaotic and crazy right now. You obviously

have reason to be, but you're like you're kind of having a meltdown about stuff that we're

we're not going to talk about it because it doesn't need to be talked about. I'm going to make you feel better because I just wanted to go get my eyebrows and threaded and my lip wax because it's been a minute so I was like I want to look I want to look pretty for Tay and then the lady proceeded to look at me and say do you want your chin wax too and I I was like, I don't have hair.

I'm like, why do they do that?

I didn't ask for that.

Then I'm like, I'm like looking in the mirror being like, do I have chin hair? I don't. Like, why was she doing that? She's just trying to upsell me or she's trying to make me feel bad about myself? That's the thing is it's like, wait, so do I need it? Or is she just trying to make a quick buck off of me?

Who gets a chinwax?

I think my mom gets like a random hair here and there.

I have no chin.

I don't have a beard.

What the fuck? As a proud member of the Billy Goat community, let me tell you, you don't have chin hairs. You have like one or two stray beasts like a witch from a Disney movie. Okay, I mean, not you. Those with chin affliction. Right. Such as I. Right. And my wife plucks the shit out of those. So this woman was trying to up to you. Did you just call yourself a billy goat? I did. I am a billy goat gruff. Yes. That's a thing. Okay. I just made it up. Yeah. Okay. I kind of like it. Thank you. Okay. So, Nicole, do you still use the last name for Air as Biggins? No. No. Do you remember when you were Coley Biggins? Yes, because the thing is, is my maid name wasn't like real, like, entertainment friendly.

It wasn't like radio. Can I say what it was? Yeah, Sal Peter. It's, it's not like a bad name. I mean, it's not ideal, but it doesn't flow off the tongue. And the boys that I do the show with used to call me bigans because I had huge boobs. I mean, still, they're still pretty big. They've shrunk a little. I know, but the kids kind of suckled down

until like, you know, tube socks,

but whatever, that're still pretty big. They've shrunk a little. I know, but the kids kind of suckled them until like, you know,

tube socks, but whatever. That's besides the point. They, um, they were very large at that time. They called me Biggins. Like, I had big guns. And then I needed a name once they gave me the show or put me on the show, sorry.

And I don't know.

When they said Biggins, like,

spelled like Higgins,

it felt like Higgins.

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