Hey girl, hey, welcome back to Tase of Taylor.

Today is Monday.

And today I am recording with somebody very special, somebody very strong, somebody very

pregnant who's looking very mad at me right now, Rita, aka my wife, Taylor Donahue Haygill

Hey. Hi, Tay. I can't even look at you. You're the absentee father you've always wanted to be. I am. I warned you. I tell you guys, you guys think I'm full of shit. You think I'm being hyperbolic. I'm being dead ass. I'm not a lot of things but self-aware, self-aware I am. And I also like to, I do like to put people's expectations of me into the depths of hell.

But when it came to being a parent, I was just trying to keep it 100.

And I am, the baby's not even here and I'm already ditching you.

I'm already running away from my pregnant wife.

I'm a, I'm a deadbeat dad.

I know.

I'm not even a dad yet.

Not me nesting alone, building the bassinet alone. You love it. Building the high chair, cleaning all the baby clothes. First of all, you, I told you if you waited for me, I would be home. Rita, we have by the time this airs, four

sleeps. Four more sleeps. Yeah, that's right. You know, honestly, even if you were here,

I would want to do all of this by myself anyway. Like, this is a thing that no one knows. She's

really scary and mean. I'm blinking twice because I have the blinkies, but also because

I'm scared of her. No one realized it, but also because I'm scared of her.

No one realized it, but Taylor Donahue might be the scariest person on the face of the planet.

Why? Just because I'm like, I'm quiet in my judgment. I'm a quiet judgeer.

No, I will say it will, it's like everybody like just wants you to like love them and you know,

we've been talking about this a lot lately. And this and you know we've been talking about this a lot

lately and this is actually we've been talking about this a lot in our whole lives it's it's not

just recently it's always we've been talking about it more recently though the world treats you

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