Gland Sandwiches

Race Wars

Kurt Metzger and Sherrod Small

Comedy

4.1 • 778 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2015

⏱️ 92 minutes

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This week stand up comedian and SNL Weekend Update anchor, Michael Che is in the studio. Follow on Twitter: Sherrod Small @Sherrod_Small Kurt Metzger @KurtMetzger Kaytlin Bailey @KaytlinBailey standupnylabs.com

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0:00.0	You are now checked in to Stand Up New York Labs.
0:03.9	Oh, yeah.
0:05.2	I want to talk about Vegas.com.
0:07.0	Oh.
0:07.8	You know, Sherrod, springtime is the best time to visit Vegas and get the best deals.
0:11.7	Are you aware of that?
0:12.6	Oh, of course it is.
0:13.4	You've got a lot going on in Vegas.
0:14.7	You've got that.
0:15.0	First of all that's going on.
0:16.3	You've got a March Madness so you can do all the gambling that you want right day in Vegas. Well, also the temperature is good.
0:21.7	I've been there in July and August and it was a little bit much.
0:25.4	But I'm never outside when I go to Vegas.
0:27.0	I'm usually inside or in a pool and I always go to Vegas.com first.
0:32.1	Now, explain what Vegas.com does.
0:34.3	Vegas.com, first of all, it's a company, they're in Vegas. They're from Vegas, and you call them to get your discounts on rooms, airfare, all the
0:41.3	hookups from the top-up.
0:42.3	Insider deals.
0:43.3	Insider deals.
0:44.3	They're from there.
0:45.3	So it's better to go to people from that town who can hook you up.
0:47.3	They got the real hookup.
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