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Turtle Time

Giveth Them Lala (The Valley S3 E8, RHORI S1 E8, and RHOA S17 E7 Recaps)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7601 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2026

⏱️ 137 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Giveth Them Lala " - we begin by talking about Jeff Probst completely blowing it at the Survivor 50 finale, Round 2 for Andy Cohen at the DMV, and also the new footage from the Summer House season 10 reunion. (00:00 - 17:25) As Turtle Time continues, we discuss this week's episode The Valley (season 3, episode 8) - "The First Annual San Diego Nia Pageant". (18:15) And then, we give RHORI (season 1, episode 8) - "The Birth of a Slam Pig" - a little pop in. (01:02:15) And then finally, we discuss RHOA (season 17, episode 7) - "The Plot Against K. Michelle". (01:40:40) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Okay, let's get started.

0:05.3

Just raise your eyes.

0:13.3

Turtle time.

0:17.2

Jeff Probst apparently blew it big time during the Survivor 50 live event.

0:22.9

He tried to have a Survivor auction live in front of an audience and ended up paying $300 for a plate of snails.

0:30.8

If he had just waited, the next item was a triple dipper from Applebee's.

0:35.0

Jeff got so upset that he cried and didn't come back until the audience started

0:38.6

chanting, please come back, please come back.

0:41.6

I think after this failure, Jeff Probst needs a vacation at the White Lotus, which is the

0:47.1

show Mike White makes, who has been a cast member in the past on Survivor.

0:51.5

Amy, do you think Jeff should be fired if he can't do the bare minimum for a

0:55.4

live broadcast? I didn't watch, but that is, he did one of the biggest faux pauses of live TV.

1:05.4

Oh, he blew it so big. Mark Burnett was going, oh my God, he goes, this guy sucks. He's been doing it 50 times and he just

1:12.8

fucking blew it right at the end. It was like he slid on a banana peel in front of the audience.

1:18.8

So it was horrible and I don't really know how his reputation can recover. You didn't, you didn't,

1:24.8

you didn't see him bringing out Rizzo.

1:33.4

I saw some tweets about it, but I kind of, I tried to watch this season.

1:35.1

I couldn't really get into it.

1:38.9

I actually ended appearing from fans that it wasn't as good as they thought it was going to be.

1:47.9

Well, here's what happened for my barely any expertise about Surviv they got all of the legacy wonderful o gs off really quickly there was this this like secret little stinker um group that really

1:56.3

tried to kill all of the legacy members so that they would never have a chance of winning. So the last

2:02.2

six were some of the worst survivor players in history, not worse in terms of strategy, but just

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