Girl, Wash Your Face
Hot Mess-Terpiece Theatre
Jolenta Greenberg
4.6 • 5.7K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2018
⏱️ 49 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, by the book listeners. This is Kristen and this is Jolenta. Welcome to season four of By the Book. |
| 0:06.7 | As you can probably hear, we are airing as normal and this will happen through January 3rd. |
| 0:13.2 | So wherever you always find us, we're gonna continue to be there. |
| 0:17.3 | And to get updates on where you can find us after January 3rd, |
| 0:21.6 | email us at Kristen and Jolenta at gmail.com or keep an eye on any of our social media feeds. |
| 0:28.4 | Thanks and now on to the show. |
| 0:31.1 | The following podcast contains bar and yard language and some adult content. |
| 0:35.2 | So maybe use headphones if you're listening at work or around small children. Now here's the show. |
| 0:41.3 | Hey Kristen. Hey Jolenta. Would you say that you are an honest person? |
| 0:46.3 | Yes, I mean are you asking if I'm a liar? |
| 0:48.4 | I mean I'm more calling you a liar. |
| 0:51.5 | Calling me a liar? |
| 0:53.1 | Yeah, and I'm a liar and Cameron's a liar and everyone who's listening, you're a liar. |
| 0:57.7 | Because there is a new self-help book that says we are all liars. |
| 1:02.2 | And I know what's going on here. You're gonna make me live by this book. |
| 1:06.8 | Yes, I am because I am a liar and I am Jolenta Greenberg. |
| 1:11.5 | I'm not gonna say I'm a liar, but I am Kristen Meinser and this is by the book. That is not a lie. |
| 1:23.0 | Your life is going down. |
| 1:24.7 | It's going so much pain. |
| 1:27.1 | It needs so help. |
| 1:29.1 | Go sell hell. |
| 1:31.7 | By the boy. |
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